“I am obsessed with feet. They turn me on. Like crazy”

We were speaking on the phone for the first time, after a week’s chat on whatsapp, and I hadn’t paid much attention to the first time he said this, but twenty minutes later I knew tonight’s conversation was to be focussed on feet.

“I may not even make love, but I can sit kissing your toes for hours”

Not make love? Okay, it’s not like I want to jump into the bed but I’m a little concerned about my toe being sucked all night long.

“There’s something about toes. Clean, pedicured toes…so sexy!”

I meet him this weekend, I’d have to go get a pedicure on Friday evening. After work of course.

What about you? What turns you on?

Or maybe I could wear socks. Winter is almost here; sneaker season yay!

“Are you there?”

“Oh. Yes. Well, I like everything. I don’t like to focus on one thing alone.”

“But what do you think about toes? Doesn’t the thought of bare toes arouse you?”

What is with him stuck on toes?!

Unmatch. Block. Spend the weekend oversleeping and overeating.

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